By: Wayne Elise
To become very unattached to outcome you can heavily disqualify yourself. Only rock stars do this.
You: “How are you?”
Her: “Good.”
You: “Darn. I was really hoping to find a girl who was doing badly so I could cheer her up.”
Remember when I said always agree? Well, there are exceptions to everything in life. Here you are actively demonstrating a persona who is far from approval seeking.
Read closely… You do this by agreeing when she disagrees and disagreeing when she agrees. This is the exact opposite of what approval seeking people do.
Her: “So who are you here with?”
You: “I’m by myself.”
Her: “That’s cool.”
You: “No it isn’t. I have no friends.”
Her: “You must have friends.”
You: “You’re right. I do. I guess I’m just bored with them. Or… maybe
they’re bored with me. Who are you here with?”
Her: “My sister and her friend.”
You: “Which one is she?”
Her: “With the red hair.”
You: “She looks like you.”
Her: “Really?”
You: “No not really. I was just trying to make conversation.”
She laughs.
You: “I like your laugh.”
Her: “Really.”
You: “Yes, really this time.”
Her: “I like your sense of humor.”
You: “Thanks but I can be really unfunny sometimes.”
Her: “That’s okay.”
You: “No it isn’t. I’m letting people down.”
Her: “You think so?”
You: “Yes. If I told you something serious you would get bored and leave.”
Her: “Try me.”
You: “Okay, how about if I told you that you had very kissable lips?”
Her: “I’m still here.”
You: “Damn, you’re right. I hate you.”
Her: “So what do you do?”
You: “I usually tell people I make the internet work but I really just have a boring computer job.”
Her: “That is alright. I work in accounting.”
You: “I wish I could work someplace as fun as accounting. (looking wishful) Maybe one day.”
She giggles. You fart. She doesn’t seem to notice.
You: “Hey, I want you to come sit on that couch with me so we can be more comfortable.”
Her: “Okay.”
The two of you go there.
You: “Are you comfortable?”
Her: “Yeah.”
You: “Good. Want to see a magic trick?”
Her: “Sure.”
You: “Its not a very magical one I’m afraid.”
Her: “That’s okay.”
You: “Alright close your eyes.”
She does.
You: “Now pucker your lips like you are going to kiss someone.”
Her: “Are you going to try to kiss me?”
You: “Well not now. Thanks for spoiling the moment.”
Her: “Sorry.”
You: “That’s alright. I have something better. I’ll close my eyes.”
You close your eyes.
You: “Now you close your eyes.”
Presumably she does. You take her hand.
You: “Now we just have to find each other.”
You find each others lips and start making out.
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A thoughtful opinion and ideas I will use on my blog. You’ve obviously spent some time on this. Congratulations!