This is another short story from che che:
I love it! The lesson of the story, don’t judge your wife most especially if you have no idea what is happening.
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called me to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night.
You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t want to make love anymore or anything. Either your cheating on me or you don’t love me. Whichever is the case,,,,,, Im gone.
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!
Dear EX-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a “good man” is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drawn out your constant whining and gripping. It’s just to bad it doesn’t work.
Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,, and actually the first thing that came from my mind was ” You look just like a girl”,,, but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can’t say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my sister, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that i had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you’ve always wanted.
My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you wont get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed: Rich as Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this but my sister “Carla” was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem for you.
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